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Dear parents: beat your children.

Obnoxious kid's mom: Were you disobedient today?
Obnoxious kid: Uh-huh. Oh, I even broke the light cover in the ceiling! *points*
Obnoxious kid's mom: We talked about this last night. You know what the consequences are for breaking the rules. Was this worth it?
Obnoxious kid: Yeah.

What about your sternum? I'll help you with that one.

Obnoxious kid that I watched this morning: "... and I can crack every bone in my body!"

lieslieslies:

jakec:

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Oh no.

“but asfar as i know she looks like an older person on google.”