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tweetmuseum:

In the spirit of April Fools, here’s a Kanye West tweet! 
I drew this and then realized it wasn’t a verified account. He did say this in an interview though.

tweetmuseum:

In the spirit of April Fools, here’s a Kanye West tweet! 

I drew this and then realized it wasn’t a verified account. He did say this in an interview though.

Who won $100 to spend at Threadless?

THIS GUY.

Twitter can change the world! Or, Woooo! Dinosaur Comics!

“welp” is like when you say “well”, but with that bit of a cut-off at the end as you press your lips together.  i wish there was a better way to write that word, you’d know it if you heard it, it’s a VOICELESS BILABIAL PLOSIVE

(via qwantz)

I attach the following, in which I talk to Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics fame via Twitter, and he changes the alt-text to include my input!

In conclusion, I’m a pretty rad dude, hoopy frood, etc.

Seriously, though, if you’re not following Dinosaur Comics, you’re missing out on an incredibly awesome corner of the Internet.

Made the decision tonight that I’m not only bringing back the pogo ball, but taking it to XGAMES level in 2010 #fb
@kevincawley
“Because he played the world’s tinest drum set”

I have two more Twitter followers today who think that I’m the drummer from Weezer.

I don’t understand. What would give you even the vaguest impression (aside from my name, of course) after reading my Twitter feed that I’m the drummer in an internationally-known rock band?

Recent tweets from myself:

“Studying for a test while I’m at work tonight. Nothing distracts the mind from something unpleasant like… something more unpleasant.”

and…

“Tonight is the last evening that my Understanding Eastern Medicine class meets. All right! #onelessthingtoshowupfor”

I’ll let you be the judge.

Yet another person has started following me on Twitter under the impression that I’m the drummer from Weezer, who shares my name.

I never correct these people, because if they looked at my Twitter feed and still think I’m in a rock band, there’s not much else I can say to convince them otherwise.

kaciejo:

just deleted my twitter. relief.

So neither you or Amanda liked it? Why?

I won a Threadless gift code via Twitter! I don’t know how much it is yet—we’ll see when I get it. (Wednesday, hopefully.)

I won a Threadless gift code via Twitter! I don’t know how much it is yet—we’ll see when I get it. (Wednesday, hopefully.)