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qwantzfeed:

the more i think about it the more it seems god powers are a pretty sweet deal. i guess this thought has been had before?

the more i think about it the more it seems god powers are a pretty sweet deal. i guess this thought has been had before?

qwantzfeed:

PS: I was actually this rhetorical dude, who has never really paid attention in “What to put in your belly” classes!!

i spent quite some time deciding between “TOOT TOOT” and “TOOT TOOTS AHOY” as the final line of this comic. this is my JOB.

i spent quite some time deciding between “TOOT TOOT” and “TOOT TOOTS AHOY” as the final line of this comic. this is my JOB.

utahraptor your epitaph makes me want to die RIGHT NOW so i can use it before anyone else! I LOVE BEING ALIVE, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?? (via qwantz)

Nice.