the real question is why strongmen don’t wear clothing scaled to their physique, only the incredible hulk has a plausible excuse and even HE takes care of it when it comes to his party shorts
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words not in my spell-check that are now in my spell-check, thanks to this comic: “assingest”
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This makes paying bills so much more exciting. Kind of.
please don’t actually use this card to propose marriage, i, ryan north, internet cartoonist guy, am begging you
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Dromeciomimus knows what’s going on in panel 3.
Twitter can change the world! Or, Woooo! Dinosaur Comics!
“welp” is like when you say “well”, but with that bit of a cut-off at the end as you press your lips together. i wish there was a better way to write that word, you’d know it if you heard it, it’s a VOICELESS BILABIAL PLOSIVE
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I attach the following, in which I talk to Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics fame via Twitter, and he changes the alt-text to include my input!
In conclusion, I’m a pretty rad dude, hoopy frood, etc.
Seriously, though, if you’re not following Dinosaur Comics, you’re missing out on an incredibly awesome corner of the Internet.
the price of helium has more than doubled in the past decade, our children’s children will pay a high premium to have their voices sound briefly yet hilariously squeaky
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also if you die without any ID on you except for this comic, it’ll be used to try to identify you. “frig, guess he liked giraffes” they’ll say (via qwantz)
if you think it’s so dogs can drink from the toilet, dogs can learn to use the faucet instead! now THAT is a future worth fighting for, my friends
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This one is goes out to Caitlin, because she loves poop.
And let’s also say that “Person A” and “Person B” are their actual, legal names. Does that change anything?
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