Her guilt and comma usage are directly proportional.
Me: Firstly, someone pooped in the bathroom this morning and didn't flush. Secondly, there was A WASP in your bathroom.
Mom: Sucks to be you
Mom (a little later): In truth, I did flush, TWICE, obviously, it just didn't go down. At least, I tried!. You can't hold me in any way responsible for the wasp, though.
