in looking up the colour mummy brown i found many people (moms?) calling themselves “mummy brown” and that’s gross, moms
(via qwantz)
Okay, one more.
utahraptor feels bad about running roughshod all over t-rex in this comic, because that refers to LITERALLY RUNNING SOMEONE OVER WITH A HORSE THAT HAS NAILS STICKING OUT OF ITS FEET
every time i wanted to type “fried chicken” in this comic, I first typed “friend chicken”. every single time! apparently i was hypnotized and the only suggestion they planted was “ryan, chickens equal friends”
I completely understand menstruation now. It’s just like the fried chicken cycle.
i spent quite some time deciding between “TOOT TOOT” and “TOOT TOOTS AHOY” as the final line of this comic. this is my JOB.
after i wrote this comic i realized hummingbirds are basically like the movie “crank”. that movie is way better than you probably think it is, but the sequel is way worse than you can ever imagine (via qwantz)
utahraptor your epitaph makes me want to die RIGHT NOW so i can use it before anyone else! I LOVE BEING ALIVE, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?? (via qwantz)
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