Last night at my dad’s United Way Battle of the Corporate Bands, some group from his work was at the bar. This skeezy guy grabbed my shoulder and was like, “Dude! Dude, check this out!”
One of his coworkers was pulling up another lady’s thong while she sat at the bar. I kind of awkwardly looked away, and he was like, “Come on, man!”
When she caught on to what was happening, the guy was like, “Aw man, you missed it!”
Anyway, drunk thirtysomethings are gross.
