after i wrote this comic i realized hummingbirds are basically like the movie “crank”.  that movie is way better than you probably think it is, but the sequel is way worse than you can ever imagine (via qwantz)

friiiiiiiiiiig how embarrassiiiiiiiiing

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Nice one, T-Rex.

utahraptor your epitaph makes me want to die RIGHT NOW so i can use it before anyone else!  I LOVE BEING ALIVE, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?? (via qwantz)

Nice.

WHILE YOU EAT, LET’S HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE NATURE OF CONSENT

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dude, my nostalgia’s so layered that photoshop crashes whenever i open the file

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i’m new to making threats. how did i do?

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this comic originally had dromiceiomimus saying “What if you look in the mirror and see flaws so fundamental that they can’t be changed?  What if you see nothing but a big pile of flaws?” and then I was like, “man, I don’t know the answer to that!!  looks like it’s time for another PANTS-CENTRIC REWRITE”

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Honestly, what couldn’t use a pants-centric rewrite once in awhile?

Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would’ve made one badass Nazgȗl.

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If Sauron liked it, he should have put a ring on it.

meaghano:

It’s kind of the best thing ever.

This is excellent; I fully intend to hang this poster in my classroom when I start teaching.

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For science!

Do not shred the drapes. Do not leap onto the couch. Do not tell me that I will burn, that everything will burn. It’s annoying. (via nedroid)

scout:

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Video game idea: Stork Hunt

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And let’s also say that “Person A” and “Person B” are their actual, legal names.  Does that change anything?

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let’s be honest here. (asofterworld)