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My recent allowance is 40¢. This I used for areoplanes and other playthings of childhood but now I am a scout and I put away my childish things. Before I would spend 20¢ of my ¢.40 allowance and in five minutes I would have empty pockets and nothing to gain and 20¢ to lose. When I a a scout I have to buy canteens, haversacks, blankets, searchlidgs, poncho things that will last for years and I can always use it while I can’t use a cholcalote marshmellow sunday with vanilla ice cream and so I put in my plea for a raise of thirty cents for me to buy scout things and pay my own way more around.

Letters of Note: A Plea for a raise, By Jack Kennedy

Written by a 10-year-old JFK to his dad who asked him to put his allowance raise request in writing.

(via goodbyeolepaint)

methbeth:

You know how people smoke cigarettes after sex.

Well, I’m pretty sure I would be the kind of girl who would say ”Get me a cheeseburger and some french toast.” after sex.

“…an ice cream cone, too, while you’re at it.”

#my husband’s gonna love me

This is excellent.