I‘m 24 years old, I’m dating the person I want to marry, I write things, I take pictures, I play music and I read a lot. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7434439-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @patrickwilson)http://www.thegnomeproject.net/Who won $100 to spend at Threadless? THIS GUY.http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/456846443http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/456846443Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:11:55 -0500threadlesstwitterWOOOOOOOOOOOO!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzfployC8N1qz6bleo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>i’m new to making threats. how did i do?</p> <p>(via <a title="Dinosaur Comics!" target="_blank" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1674">qwantz</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/454660389http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/454660389Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:24:59 -0500dinosaur comicsqwantzfrankensteincomic<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thegnomeproject.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/453803348/tumblr_kzeeh1JGqg1qzh8dy&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://julianaeveryday.tumblr.com/post/453136270">julianaeveryday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Katy Perry - <em>Use Your Love</em></p> <p>Just cranked out a delicious 53 minute run to this little jam and marveled at how crazy/amazing knees are. </p> </blockquote> <p>Excellent. And a good beat for running.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/453803348http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/453803348Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:00:58 -0500katy perryuse your lovecovermusic<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_dEtaNx2Vc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_dEtaNx2Vc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://velociraptorfromthesea.tumblr.com/post/450581771/thedailywhat-animated-short-of-the-day-filmcow">velociraptorfromthesea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/450575351/animated-short-of-the-day-filmcow-of-charlie-the">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Animated Short of the Day:</strong> FilmCow (of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY">Charlie the Unicorn</a> fame), in partnership with a severe blow to the head, bring you the latest in a long line of seriously effed up animated animals: A whale that isn’t nearly as depressed as he seems, and a goldfish with a watered-down sense of right and wrong.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/SecretAgentBob">filmcow</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>AUBREY!</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451576269http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451576269Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:49:31 -0500youtubea depressed whalehilarious<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.thegnomeproject.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/451555003/tumblr_kzcfgtuyFG1qzq0vx&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pedrosanchez.tumblr.com/post/450716349/graham-nash-simple-man-i-dont-know-why-i-like">pedrosanchez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Graham Nash - <em>Simple Man</em></p> <p>I don’t know why I like these sort of songs sooooo much.</p> </blockquote> <p>I first heard this song on the “Reign Over Me” soundtrack. I like it.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451555003http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451555003Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:38:04 -0500graham nashsimple mansongpoetry365: i thank You God for this most amazing day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees and a...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451549832http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451549832Mon, 15 Mar 2010 23:35:22 -0500ee cummingsspringpoemreligionnatureMy Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14): Dario Marianelli (16) Glee Cast (9) Joanna Newsom...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451016016http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/451016016Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:23:12 -0500I’m sitting in a hotel lobby with Micah Ruelle, it’s about 5:00 in the morning, and the...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/447381988http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/447381988Sun, 14 Mar 2010 04:51:00 -0500randomtalaategypt<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz9ef2meMB1qz6bleo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yep. That just happened.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/447108493http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/447108493Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:37:50 -0600micah ruellepatrick wilsonphoto bragging<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6gds3mRS1qz6bleo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>this comic originally had dromiceiomimus saying “What if you look in the mirror and see flaws so fundamental that they can’t be changed?  What if you see nothing but a big pile of flaws?” and then I was like, “man, I don’t know the answer to that!!  looks like it’s time for another PANTS-CENTRIC REWRITE”</p> <p>(via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1672">qwantz</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly, what <em>couldn’t</em> use a pants-centric rewrite once in awhile?</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/443534514http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/443534514Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:27:27 -0600qwantzdinosaur comicsself improvementpantscomichumor<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4ewyfPdf1qz5t0to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jlovely.tumblr.com/post/442321502/growingupindie-stellarmatters-duemilaquarantasei">jlovely</a>:<a href="http://growingupindie.tumblr.com/post/442317482/stellarmatters-duemilaquarantasei-abed-what">growingupindie</a>:<a href="http://stellarmatters.tumblr.com/post/441229076/duemilaquarantasei-abed-what-are-you-reading">stellarmatters</a>:<a href="http://duemilaquarantasei.tumblr.com/post/441212007/abed-what-are-you-reading-annie-pride-and">duemilaquarantasei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Abed: </strong>What are you reading? <br/><strong>Annie: </strong>“Pride and prejudice.” <br/><strong>Abed: </strong>So you’re familiar with two sins. <em>How about a third?</em> <br/><strong>Shirley: </strong>Oh! <br/><strong>Annie: </strong><em>I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here.</em> <br/><strong>Abed: </strong><em>Then you picked the wrong outfit. Didn’t you?</em> <br/><strong>Shirley: </strong> Abed, what are you doing? <br/><strong>Abed: </strong> <em>Don Draper from “Mad Men”.</em> What’d you think? <br/><strong>Britta: </strong>Weird. <br/><strong>Troy: </strong>Awesome. <br/><strong>Pierce: </strong>Put your tongue in her ear. <br/><strong>Annie: </strong>I liked it. <br/><strong>Shirley: </strong> <em>Don’t be him. He cheats on his wife.</em> <br/><br/> — <a href="http://www.tv.com/community/physical-education/episode/1329349/summary.html">Community - 1x17 - Physical Education</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Such a great episode!</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/442758803http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/442758803Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:36:00 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4nqy85141qz6bleo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would’ve made one badass Nazgȗl.</p> <p>(via <a target="_blank" href="http://xkcd.com/712/">xkcd</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>If Sauron liked it, he should have put a ring on it.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/441465316http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/441465316Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:11:21 -0600lord of the ringssauronxkcdcomicbeyoncesingle ladiesHow can something shipped from a location six hours away by car take a week to arrive at my house?...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/441458089http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/441458089Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:06:04 -0600uspsughUGHshipping<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3wd6XTmB1qz6bleo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rebecca, Sara and I went to the St. Louis Zoo today. You can check out a slideshow of my pictures <a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrickwilson/sets/72157623473312771/show/">on Flickr</a>.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/440767761http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/440767761Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:19:54 -0600st. louis zooanimalsowlphotost. louissaint louis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2x2nTEJZ1qz6bleo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Blue Moon. Fine art.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/439375193http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/439375193Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:37:00 -0600photobeerblue moonpale ale<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2rg1fnSC1qz6bleo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Glorious weather. Windows down!</p> <p>EDIT: Hah, I actually just made this my <a target="_blank" href="http://flavors.me/patrickwilson">flavors.me</a> picture.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/439214335http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/439214335Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:36:00 -0600photomyselfcardrivingsunnyMy Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7): Joanna Newsom (23) Ben Gibbard (9) Sandra McCracken...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/437492386http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/437492386Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:43:16 -0600<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0totZBc11qzqabio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jorgerodriguez.tumblr.com/post/436968249/just-relaxing-watching-some-dr-quinn-medicine">jorgerodriguez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Just relaxing, watching some Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and—what is this? A free copy of <i>Fantastic Mr. Fox </i>in my box of Shreddies?! Yes! Best cereal box prize ever!</p> </blockquote> <p>Hah, so jealous right now.</p> <p>In England, cereal boxes come with books. In America, they come with toys. Go figure.</p>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/437051266http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/437051266Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:34:00 -0600Caitlin McCommisroald dahlfantastic mr. fox<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz2mk4z0q1qz6bleo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>the real question is why strongmen don’t wear clothing scaled to their physique, only the incredible hulk has a plausible excuse and even HE takes care of it when it comes to his party shorts</p> <p>(via <a title="Dinosaur Comics!" target="_blank" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1668">qwantz</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/434885974http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/434885974Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:47:08 -0600qwantzdinosaur comicsreligion“there can be a little bit of an unhelpful whirlpool of cleverness that eats its own tail and,...http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/434136958http://www.thegnomeproject.net/post/434136958Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:15:42 -0600dave eggersinterview