Parents say he was always brimming with rage, was fedora up with his antics and tired of constant beret-tion.The DA says he will push for capital punishment.
He was also quoted saying “Derby hell to pay for this vicious crime.”
The teen’s mother has been unable to be reached as she is away on a girls’ weekend. “We expect the news to bowler over,” said the sheriff.
Police on the scene urged the boy to admit to the crime and fez up already.
The boys’ father remarked that they’ll try their hardest to cope with the sombrero mood at home.
Authorities confirm the boy’s mother has been reached in Panama.
EDIT: This just in! The teen’s last meal was beanie weenies!
EDIT: The attacker allegedly screamed: “Yamaka ut ya up!” as he charged his brother!
God damn it guys…
It seemed that the brother wanted to curve it off but it was too late.
My formatting is going to make this really annoying to read. Sorry. I thought it was hilarious.
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My formatting is going to make this really annoying to read. Sorry. I thought it was hilarious.
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After being caught the teen was beret‘ed with questions until he confessed.
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The family, who refused to comment, seemed satisfied to allow their remaining son to grin and baret.
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All the other replies have haberdashed my hopes at making a good pun…
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The alledged killer also had a history of dis-turban behaviour.
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Police on the scene urged the boy to admit to the crime and fez up already.
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