Dear parents: beat your children.
Obnoxious kid's mom: Were you disobedient today?
Obnoxious kid: Uh-huh. Oh, I even broke the light cover in the ceiling! *points*
Obnoxious kid's mom: We talked about this last night. You know what the consequences are for breaking the rules. Was this worth it?
Obnoxious kid: Yeah.
