joyannahope:

patrickwilson:

scout:

stepliana:

Slughorn’s Christmas Party

[So Hermione takes Beef McAbcrunch because she’s pissed at Ron and Harry takes Luna because Luna is awesome, and anyone who is not Ron Weasley anyone is there at the biggest party of the year.]
HARRY: Neville, what are you doing?

NEVILLE: Well, Professor Slughorn said… if I wanted any screentime in the movie at all… I could serve drinks at his party.

HARRY: Oh, Neville.

[However, it’s a very productive evening for Harry, who helps Hermione escape Buff McSmarmalots, gets Hunk McTouchyfeel to throw up on Snape’s shoes, sees a Malfoy thrown out for gatecrashing, and eavesdrop-confirms that Snape and Malfoy are up to something.]

My favorite one, I think:

The Part Where the Villain Talks Too Much (I)

DRACO: I am here to kill you, Professor. Whenever I feel like it. Any moment now.

DUMBLEDORE: You are no assassin, Draco.

DRACO: YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I CURSED KATIE BELL TO TAKE A NECKLACE THAT MIGHT EVENTUALLY GET TO YOU! I MADE SURE THAT MEAD THAT MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE GIVEN AWAY BY HORACE SLUGHORN WAS POISONED! I SPENT A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME SCREWING AROUND WITH CABINETS!

DUMBLEDORE: Draco… these actions are so convoluted and weak that I cannot help but feel that you are perhaps a bit of a pussy.