Customer paid in gold dollar coins. I asked him if he was a pirate.
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The best part about it was that he was a really old guy, and he made old-guy jokes after I asked him if he was a pirate. “Yes, you guys take pieces of eight, right?” And I asked him if people were “checking out his ship out there in the harbor.” We could probably be friends, he and I. And he laughed at his own jokes, which is only endearing if you’re above a certain age. He was above that certain age, my friends. He was. |
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