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Reblog this if you love your friends enough to share the joy of $10 Threadless tees (and want a chance at a $100 GC)

threadless:

It’s the Threadless 10yr anniversary $10 sale! Ends March 20th @ 10am CT.  For your entertainment, we’ve included a photo of Speedy Joe drawing our 10 year logo :)

We’ll pick a random rebloger on Mar 19th at 4pm CT and send em a $100 Threadless gift certificate! Clock’s ticking!

threadless:

(pretty please I’ll be your best friend)

Did it.

Thanks for the $100 gift code, and welcome to Tumblr!

A mid-day pint does terrible things for one’s productivity.

Who won $100 to spend at Threadless?

THIS GUY.


i’m new to making threats. how did i do?
(via qwantz)

i’m new to making threats. how did i do?

(via qwantz)

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julianaeveryday:

Katy Perry - Use Your Love

Just cranked out a delicious 53 minute run to this little jam and marveled at how crazy/amazing knees are. 

Excellent. And a good beat for running.

velociraptorfromthesea:

thedailywhat:

Animated Short of the Day: FilmCow (of Charlie the Unicorn fame), in partnership with a severe blow to the head, bring you the latest in a long line of seriously effed up animated animals: A whale that isn’t nearly as depressed as he seems, and a goldfish with a watered-down sense of right and wrong.

[filmcow.]

AUBREY!

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pedrosanchez:

Graham Nash - Simple Man

I don’t know why I like these sort of songs sooooo much.

I first heard this song on the “Reign Over Me” soundtrack. I like it.

I Thank You God for Most This Amazing, e. e. cummings (for 3/14)

poetry365:

i thank You God for this most amazing
day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky;and for everything
which is natural which is infinite which is yes

(i who have died am alive again today,
and this is the sun’s birthday;this is the birth
day of life and of love and wings:and of the gay
great happening illimitably earth)

how should tasting touching hearing seeing
breathing any—lifted from the no
of all nothing—human merely being
doubt unimaginable You?

(now the ears of my ears awake and
now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

I’m sitting in a hotel lobby with Micah Ruelle, it’s about 5:00 in the morning, and the Egyptian gentleman on staff—Talaat B.—has been telling us about his life. And I sort of want to go home and cry and understand all of these things that I don’t understand. Is this because I’m exhausted, or because this stranger’s story has in some way changed me?

Thanks for everything, Talaat.

Yep. That just happened.

Yep. That just happened.


this comic originally had dromiceiomimus saying “What if you look in the mirror and see flaws so fundamental that they can’t be changed?  What if you see nothing but a big pile of flaws?” and then I was like, “man, I don’t know the answer to that!!  looks like it’s time for another PANTS-CENTRIC REWRITE”
(via qwantz)

Honestly, what couldn’t use a pants-centric rewrite once in awhile?

this comic originally had dromiceiomimus saying “What if you look in the mirror and see flaws so fundamental that they can’t be changed?  What if you see nothing but a big pile of flaws?” and then I was like, “man, I don’t know the answer to that!!  looks like it’s time for another PANTS-CENTRIC REWRITE”

(via qwantz)

Honestly, what couldn’t use a pants-centric rewrite once in awhile?

jlovely:growingupindie:stellarmatters:duemilaquarantasei:

Abed: What are you reading? Annie: “Pride and prejudice.” Abed: So you’re familiar with two sins. How about a third? Shirley: Oh! Annie: I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here. Abed: Then you picked the wrong outfit. Didn’t you? Shirley:  Abed, what are you doing? Abed:  Don Draper from “Mad Men”. What’d you think? Britta: Weird. Troy: Awesome. Pierce: Put your tongue in her ear. Annie: I liked it. Shirley:  Don’t be him. He cheats on his wife.  — Community - 1x17 - Physical Education

Such a great episode!

jlovely:growingupindie:stellarmatters:duemilaquarantasei:

Abed: What are you reading?
Annie: “Pride and prejudice.”
Abed: So you’re familiar with two sins. How about a third?
Shirley: Oh!
Annie: I don’t think we’re allowed to smoke in here.
Abed: Then you picked the wrong outfit. Didn’t you?
Shirley: Abed, what are you doing?
Abed: Don Draper from “Mad Men”. What’d you think?
Britta: Weird.
Troy: Awesome.
Pierce: Put your tongue in her ear.
Annie: I liked it.
Shirley: Don’t be him. He cheats on his wife.

Community - 1x17 - Physical Education

Such a great episode!


Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would’ve made one badass Nazgȗl.
(via xkcd)

If Sauron liked it, he should have put a ring on it.

Using a ring to bind someone you covet into your dark and twisted world? Wow, just got the subtext there. Also, the apparently eager Beyoncé would’ve made one badass Nazgȗl.

(via xkcd)

If Sauron liked it, he should have put a ring on it.